Pretty Distractions

In the wee hours of the morning, I entertain myself in a million ways.  Lots of reading, surfing, a little gaming here and there.  These two games are among the finalists in the 11th Annual Independent Games Festival, March 27-29, 2009, San Francisco, CA.  Sounds like it would be fun, but I’d rather go to [...]

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Modern Hooker Is Feeling It, Too

Lately, I’ve been fuh-fuh-fuh-reaking out over moving in with Mr. Major Life Crisis aka the former client/bf.  And whether or not I should return fulltime to work-work.  Bless his pointy little head, he’s totally okay with me hooking, and that fact alone has earned him a hundred righteous cool points with me.   Still, it’s been [...]

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I Have a Dream, Bitches

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Escort Ratings Report Rocks It

I just gotta say this about being reviewed and rated on my cock stroking techniques.   Bring it on.  Commidify me and rate my pieces individually.   Numerically quantify my service, appearance, atmosphere and attitude.  Reduce an hour of  theatrical intimacy to a few ill-chosen adverbs.  I welcome it!  “She paid plenty of attention to the boys [...]

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Change I Can Believe In!

This is my president.  This is the kind of change I voted for.   Is this a direct quote?  No, but I believe in his heart of hearts that he’s got our back on the issue of equal protection under the law.  You want a civil rights movement you can sink your teeth into, Barack?   We [...]

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Moving

The only thing worse than moving is dumpster diving for soggy boxes in the rain.   I’ve come across some interesting finds, however, as I sort through Shit That’s Going and Shit That’s Never Going to See the Light of Day If I Can Help It.   For instance, the following CDs:

Hip Hop Tribute to Led Zeppelin.  [...]

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Freals

It’s about effin’ time.  It’s the new year, I’m moving in with my former client/boyfriend who’s going through a major life crisis, in the process giving up my beautiful, funky, underpriced, badass house, dealing with crackhead web developers who are holding my inevitable success and wild fortune fucking HOSTAGE, and saying goodbye to my daughter [...]

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