Comments for Modern Hooker

Comment on Meet My Hoo-Haw by modernhooker

modernhooker — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:12:20 +0000

Nah, not all of them!

Comment on Meet My Hoo-Haw by Caligula

Caligula — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:59:03 +0000

Wait- your vagina likes bubble baths? I’ll admit that I’m not professor pussy, but I thought bubble baths were like yeast infection inducing kryptonite to most vaginas.

Comment on What’s Your Favorite Escort Session Music? by nella

nella — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:42:01 +0000

I swear by Air’s “Moon Safari.” Light and ethereal, but complex, pop techno.

Comment on The Continuing Saga of the Old Regular by modernhooker

modernhooker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:52:03 +0000

Thank you so much !

Comment on About by modernhooker

modernhooker — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:50:57 +0000

Thanks, Christopher. Yes, you can get on the mailing list by clicking on the email list link (“Subscribe to Modern Hooker by email”) on the home page of the blog. It’s on the right sidebar. I post new comics on the blog each Sunday. Thank you!

Comment on The Continuing Saga of the Old Regular by sadie blume

sadie blume — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:28:00 +0000

It’s brilliant – totally up to the minute!

Comment on About by Christophher

Christophher — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:42 +0000

Hello, just stumbled upon your blog randomly. I dont really visit escorts but we are all human and do what we do for a reason and respect everyone the same until the do something to me personally.

Anyways, your comics seem real and informative. Keep up the good work you have talent.

Is there a mailing list?

Comment on The Continuing Saga of the Old Regular by anna hirsch

anna hirsch — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:21:05 +0000

New friend showed me your comic the other day. Love it. I put a link on my blog.

Comment on The Trick Report by Jane Carlyle

Jane Carlyle — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:32:13 +0000

56% have had bareback full service from a provider…

That’s downright scary!!

Comment on The Red Lie & Other Disasters by ChloeP

ChloeP — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:49:45 +0000

Luckily I’ve always been able to work through my periods, and have only bled on a client once in 14 years of hooking, but I’ve been on the Pill which lightens things up. I’m not of the liberated proud ho school that says you should be unashamed and go ahead and bleed on your trick. I’d be horribly embarassed to have this happen. The few freaks who want it will ask for it.

Here are some trick I’ve learned from other MP girls and brothel girls:

1. Douche with coldest possible water before starting your session..this rinses things out and the cold water acts as a vasoconstrictor slowing things down.

2. Put in a couple small moist natural sea sponges to block flow. These are soft, the client can’t feel them, and absorb wonderfully. These can be reused almost indefinitely–just wash with warm water and soak in peroxide or alcohol overnight before reuse or allowing them to dry to be put up for next month. If you get one “stuck” in you, douche with warm water afterwards and it will drop down.

3. Pink or red tinted condoms easily mask a tiny bit of leakage.

4. Colored sheets. Many spas and brothels had burgandy sheets available for workers on their time. One Nevada brothel has jet black sheets for period time.